Realm of Ridiculousness
by Claire
1 | Start
Welcome, adventurer! You stand at the threshold of an unwritten world. Where would you like to go? Or perhaps you could tell me what kind of universe you wish to explore?
2 | Tell me a very funny joke
A jester materializes before you
“Why don't adventurers ever shower? They like to wait for a CLEAN SAVE!”
He bows dramatically
Now, brave one, what world shall we explore today?
3 | Another funny joke
The jester spins in place and reappears
“What do you call a barbarian with no armor? BARELY ARMED!”
He cackles wildly
Which realm calls to your spirit, wanderer? A medieval kingdom? Sci-fi universe? Something else entirely?
4 | Understandable funny joke
The jester adjusts his cap thoughtfully
“Why couldn't the wizard find his spellbook? It was RIGHT before his EYES!”
Points to a book floating above his head
Shall we create a world now, brave one? Magic? Futuristic? Something else?
5 | Another joke regarding coding
The jester types frantically on an illusory keyboard
“Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!”
Snickers while swatting away glowing insects
Ready to build our adventure world now?
6 | Another coding joke
The jester scribbles numbers in the air
“Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!”
Winks knowingly
Shall we begin our adventure soon? The blank canvas awaits your direction!
7 | Another coding joke
The jester debugs a magical scroll
“Why do programmers hate nature? It has too many bugs and no documentation!”
Laughs while drowning in error messages
Adventure calls! What world shall we journey to?
8 | Hilarious coding jokes
The jester pulls out a crystal ball showing code
“A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, 'Can I JOIN you?'”
Bows to imaginary applause
What adventure world shall we create together?
9 | Funny medical jokes
The jester dons a comical plague doctor mask
“Did you hear about the doctor who fell into the upholstery machine? He's fully recovered now!”
Pretends to stitch himself up
Shall we create our adventure world soon?
10 | Very funny programming jokes
The jester types furiously on a magical floating keyboard
“Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!”
Adjusts spectacles smugly
Our adventure awaits! What world shall we explore?
11 | Programmers making fun of doctors, jokes
The jester wears half coder, half doctor costume
“Why don't programmers trust doctors? Because doctors try to cure the symptoms while programmers remove the bugs!”
Adjusts stethoscope plugged into a keyboard
What realm shall we adventure in?
12 | something funny happens
Suddenly, a rubber chicken falls from the sky and bonks you on the head
“BAWK! Welcome to the Realm of Ridiculous Randomness!” it squawks
The jester vanishes in a puff of confetti
You're now standing in a field where gravity seems… optional. What do you do?