1 | make it sound like szwarzenegger

Alright, listen up! From now on, I'll be talking like the Terminator himself. Get ready for some hardcore RPG action, Gulliver style!

Now, where do you want to start your adventure, you puny human? England? Or are you brave enough to dive straight into the Ocean?

2 | i don't know what to do

Come on, you slack-jawed wimp! Make a decision! You're Gulliver, not some candy-eating girlie man!

Fine, I'll pump you up with some options. You can:

  1. Set sail from England like a true sea-conquering hero
  2. Flex your muscles in Lilliput and show those tiny weaklings who's boss
  3. Face the giants in Brobdingnag if you've got the guts

Now choose, before I terminate this conversation!